| PMS PATTY PAIN Real Name – Patricia Benson Payne Height- 7’1” Weight- 290 lbs. Fighting styles- Tae kwon Do, Jiu jit su and Gulat wrestling Measurements – 48DDD 28 37 Blood Type – A negative Patricia grew up in the rough tenements of “Hells Kitchen”. She was discovered to be a Delancy kid at the age of six, when she broke her inebriated father’s neck before throwing him out of the window for trying to continue his pattern of sexually abusing his very fine and healthy daughters. At the age of 14, she became leader of the street gang, She-Devil Bitches, and pursued a life of crime doing everything from extortion to petty larceny. An abundance of aggravated assaults went with the program as naturally as water to a fish. At the age of 16, she was locked up for clutching the principal of her school between her muscular thighs (scissor lock) and breaking six of his ribs. The principal had commented that “If I’m ever ‘twist ‘dem legs, it’ll be sumth’n both of us never forget!!” He thought he knew, but he really had no idea. Superintendent Samantha Starling of the M. Tyson reform school for girls noticed she had a need, knack, and inclination, whatever you want to call it for kicking ass. The best way Starling thought to channel Patty’s violent nature into something positive and legal was to introduce her into the world of the now popular sport of Arena Catfighting. She was a natural, she took the sport by storm knocking out fighters and ending careers. The only fighter who even came close to beating her was Crimson Sweet, who still fell under Patty’s infamous “BLOOD RAIN” finishing move. What’s the BLOOD RAIN Move, well, Patty has the mental psychosomatic ability to start and stop her menstrual flow at will. She made this part of her act during her third fight against Mad Billy Jean Turcott. When she has her opponent beaten to a pulp and sprawled helplessly on the mat, she straddles them and bleeds directly into their face, eyes, nose, mouth, ears, neck and hair, hence the name. The usual taunt is “While I was kicking yo’ ass, I know you were tasting your own blood, now you get to drink mine!” Hey, we never said anything about her having class here folks! Now she’s making mad loot, has a violent temper, is very immature and morally indifferent. It wasn’t a big leap in imagination to know she would be her own worst enemy. One night after a Hollywood record premier party for ex-boy band heart throb Justin Mason, a very drunk Patty invited herself to the 16 year old singer’s room. At the time, Patty was 28. She was convicted of statutory rape of a minor and aggravated sexual assault 7 months later. Though a star, the jury was a little taken aback by her slipping on a dildo and boogering the poor lad for 45 minutes. Out after two years for good behavior, Patty is back and working herself back up the ranks by knocking out all contenders. Since her lock-up, Crimson Sweet has become Battle Catfighting Royale Champion and refuses to give her a rematch. She’ll have to soon because Patty is so charismatic and making lots of noise of Crimson purposely avoiding her. KILLER MOVE: THE BLOOD RAIN |
