| Lady Buffoon: Real name: Svetlana Chanoval Sputnik, pefers to be called “Joe”. She came from a long line of proud circus clowns, with a legacy performing in front of Kings and Queens around the globe. She was ostracized from the big top for life. The reason, doing a gag that no other clown of the Sputnik pedigree would and should ever do, the infamous Rainman Triple Beaver gag, in which we all know involves the peforming clown to be bare assed naked from the waist down at the end of the gag exposing her makings to God and country, while red, white and blue licorice trickles from twixed her legs. Banished and full of righteous anger, Svetlana joined the ranks of the Underground Catfighting League changing her named to the much beloved Lady Buffoon! Heritage: Russian Height: 5ft 7inches Weight: 132 (mostly titties) Measurements: 40-24-36 Blood type: A Positive Killer Move: Daisy on chest that shoots piss in your eyes! |
