Kayla:

She is a mystery. One minute, she’s seen
on every news channel for stopping a bank
robbery in progress,(see Project:Catfighter
9000) the next, Catfighting Promoter Luther
Wong has signed her to his stable of
champion fighters.
She came out of nowhere completely and
utterly dismantling PMS Patty and shocking
the Underground Catfighting world.(see
Project:Catfighter9000 book three)
To no avail, every sports entertainment
entity has been trying to track down any info
on this fighter.
Retired Announcer, Fred Chaddwick, tried
to christen her “Ghetto Booty”, that same
fateful night he did that, someone followed
him home and beat the living shit out of him,
his wife, cut the tail off of his golden retriever
and shoved the tail up poor Fred’s ass.
Now, I’m not making any accusations,
because there was no proof of who did it,
Fred ain’t saying shit and all I know is, they’
ve just been calling her Kayla ever since.

Heritage: Assuming African American, but she
won’t tell us shit!
Height: 5ft 4inches
weight: 116
Measurements: 36-25-38
Blood Type: N/A

Killer Move: We ain’t never seen no shit like this!